english dumbass guy

i'm george, 17 and i live in england, i like a lot of stuff and i say aw a lot and find a lot of things cute and i just kinda like what i like and once i wrote an essay about perfume giving me control of a legion of cats to a perfume store


oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

(via aggressivelycares)


How long has it been since somebody has touched a part of you, other than your body?

somebody stole my glasses once

(Source: scntrx, via hxlden-caulfields)